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IAmTheLiquor

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Here is the actual bottle of the lube in question. As you can see it is a massage glide/personal lubricant/skin conditioner. It also claims to be my "New Best Friend". After repeated uses I can confirm that this is not the case.


 


Note the amount left in the bottle. It was half full before the lube debacle. EPIC FAIL.

Comments (5)

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Speedbump·
Were you trying to drive a Cadillac in there??
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IAmTheLiquor·
It was dark and I was drunk.
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JeepChick·
Soft Scrub has helped me in the past. So has Tide. might be a tad bit lighter... but not look like a whale barfed on it.
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R0kst4r·
power sprayer should work nicely.
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slowthumbs·
i think you have a perfectly good reason to go get a new couch now.