The Burning Questions...

I got a t-shirt for Christmas titled "The Burning Questions". Here they are transcribed for your enjoyment and pondering...

• Can you cry under water?
  

• Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
  

• Do the Alphabet and Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
  

• If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what's baby oil made from?
  

• Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
  

• Why are we "head over heels" when we're happy, isn't that the way we normally are?
  

• Why can Goofy stand & Pluto is on all fours if they're both dogs?
  

• Why doesn't the hair on your arms grow as fast as the hair on your head?
  

• Why do dogs hate it when you blow in their face, but stick their heads out the window during a car ride?
  

• If you own land, do you own it to the center of the earth?
  

• Do penguins have knees?
  

• Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
  

• Why is an alarm clock "going off" when really it's coming on?
  

• If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
  

• When bald people work as chefs, do they wear hair nets?
  

• Why say "slept like a baby" if babies wake up every 2 hours?
  

• If you only have one eye, are you blinking or winking?
  

• Why don't you ever see baby pigeons?
  

• Why is it called "after dark" when it's really after light?
  

Don't think too hard about these now...especially the one about baby pigeons. Has anyone ever seen one, really?