Ten Thoughts for 2007

Not mine, and you've probably got  it in your inbox, but they made me smile. :)

Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2007 

Number 10 
Life is sexually transmitted. 
 
Number 9  
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 
 
Number 8 
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.  
 
Number 7 
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. 
 
Number 6 
Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. 
 
Number 5 
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying  of nothing. 
 
Number 4 
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. 
 
Number 3 
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a  substantial tax cut save  you thirty cents? 
 
Number 2 
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now The world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.  
 
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007: 
We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue  as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. 
 
Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.