Target is a bad palce for me

This is my first blog...may be my only one its funny to me but maybe not the the rest of humanity...

SO the wife drags me into Target… a place I hate only less then Wal-Mart, and I tell her I’m going to go see if the have a copy of the new Rainbow 6 game for my xbox (which is like telling her a poem in Japanese she knows I’m talking but the words mean nothing).

 I arrive in the 360 section and there is a kid about 15ish playing Chrome Hounds on the kiosk, a game I recently picked up and have been playing a bit. He’s stuck on a hillside with the mini map open and getting railed by 2 bots….I watch for a few and I finally can’t take anymore I say “hey man if you hit “Y” I think the map will close and you can start shooting back” he looks at me for a second and in a rather snide voice says “I’m looking for enemies!” it takes a second or two for this to register in my brain (which  kind of irritated me even more) “uh dude they are the ones shooting you right now”  I know how to play!” he retorts and in a voice that is only supposed to remain in my head “man you suck” but unfortunately it didn’t remain in my head it came out loud and strong.

He stopped for a second and stared at me (just long enough to be destroyed by the bots) and then restarted the game while his mother just stared at me (I’m pretty sure it was his mom anyway), I quietly looked in the case next to him to see that they didn’t have R6 Vegas and wandered over to the other isle and looked at the less then impressive PS3 offerings.

 I told my wife in the parking lot of the incident after she finished laughing she proclaimed “great another place I cant take you into!” I told her “wow if knew that’s all it took to get out of shopping errands I would have done this years ago! Lets go to Nordstrom’s I bet there are some sales monkeys I can “inadvertently” insult!”

 She was not amused.

                                                                                                                 mEKa monkey