T-Minus 5 Days...

...until the In-laws arrive.

Lord, please provide me with plenty of valium.

Really, I don't mind relatives visiting. I enjoy seeing my parents, and even her parents... to an extent.

The problem is, is that her parents don't stay for just 2-4 days. They stay for at least a week. There's an old sayin... "Guests are like fish... They both start stinking after 3 days."

Not only do they stay for extended periods of time, but they pretty much take over my house, which drives me nuts. If they want to clean, fine, clean to your hearts content, fold our clothes, etc... But DO NOT re-organize the furniture, pictures, etc... because you think it looks better a certain way. It's our house, we have it set up the way we want it!

DO NOT start pressing a bunch of buttons on my Harmony 880 remote because you are too technologically inept to figure it out!  Ask!

Meh, my anxiety is spiking just thinking about it.

Hello 2old2play

Someone took a few too many swigs of Schnaaps

Is that a Pad or a Package?

Oh Deere!

I bet the dog can't do this!

Big.... Small

Kids books that never made it.

That Carrot almost has him

Even more Body Mod Madness

Timmy Solution #45

Nice Parking

Don't Fuck with The Chuck

Guess the Celeb

Last Answer -

Today - DD - 7 - 4

Video and Picture Edition!

Video:

Who is Ashley? Hint: TV Star

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2Bz2rdgMAk[/youtube]

Picture: You don't get a hint.