Superb Owl
The Super Bowl is the perfect time to play console games online because Timmy can't use his daddy's teevee! Though, I bet a good ration of Timmys in this day and age have their own dang shit in their rooms.
I'm glad I'm old, by golly!
And I guess if I created a mini-Lindsay I would prefer he or she had their own tv so I could use the good one for my vidja games.
Also I wouldn't let my kids know what "The Webbernets" are until they get married.
Also I am going to make my husband an awesome cake when he gets a vasectomy.
This rambly post brought to you by Brett Keisel's epic beard creating distraction and thoughts of reproduction.
Cool, I don't know the image code herf for this site, so here is a link to the beard in question: http://www.chicitysports.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/brettkeiselbeard.jpg