Stop. Hammer Time!

Wassup, what's down, yo, how ya doin'?
Me? I'm alright, see I'm just screwin'
around in Photoshop and now I wanna rhyme
As you can see, I didn't spend much time

On the lyrics, so when ya hear it they'll suck
But that's okay, I don't give a buck
I don't give a hoot, a holler, a care
All I wanna do is kick a rhyme dare

Another drive by shootin' on the news today
Tagged on the wall "2Old2Play"
Burned to a crisp by a laser ray
Otherwise, looked like a beautiful day

I'm 2 legit 2 quit, I know that you're enamored
U can't touch this, it's my UAV jammer
Hey, it's all good, yer mom's hot, I'm gonna slam her
Later in the alley, head to head with MC Hammer


(Halo images boosted from HaloScreenshots.net and then Photoshopped to add in MC Hammer)