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Kwazy

When the flap started last week about Obama's truism regarding Pennsylvania, I tried to write about it a few times and it didn't come out right. I almost had something, then I read Dastards's Blog. He pretty much summed up my opinion. Or so I thought. So I didn't bother publishing.

Then I watched Monday's Daily Show on Tivo while I ate my humble dinner tonight. My viewpoint is now a Stewart/Dastard hybrid. It is so nice having other people write for me.

"Doesn't 'elite' mean 'good?' Is that not something we're looking for in a President anymore? You know what? Candidates, come with me."

[Turns to Camera#3]

"I know elite is a bad word in politics, and you want to go bowling and throw back a few beers. But the job you're applying for, if you get and it goes well THEY MIGHT CARVE YOUR HEAD INTO A MOUNTAIN! If you don't actually think you're better than us, THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?"

-The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, 4/14/08

I, for one, would like to look forward to having a President to which I'm not vastly intellectually superior. Actually, at this point I'd settle for one to which my dog isn't vastly intellectually superior.

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Durty·
Lmao...that's awesome. \r
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CreeperJR·
I agree with what you are saying...\r \r But there is a difference between elite and elitist.\r \r I want an elite president. I might tolerate an elitist, if he's elite enough.
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dkhodz·
I want a 1337 president.
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Deman267·
umm....doesn't understand what is is to work for a living?How'd he get thru Harvard?And,uh...I don't think asking people to pay their fair share is \"vilifying\".
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Kwazy·
He is also the \"poorest\" presidential candidate by far at only a 3-4 million of net worth last time I checked...and almost all of that was from his first book and the advance for the second.
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microscent·
Politics should not be a career. :( \r