Some days...
...I hate life.
Took yesterday afternoon off because my back was killing me. Well, this morning, I get a call from my wife, (who still hasn't gotten over her bronchitis), and she's crying. Her legs are hurting so much, that it's making her cry. She's never experienced pain that bad to the best of my knowledge, and she's constantly in pain.
So, I had to take off from work to take my wife to the doctor. He theorized that the pain is being caused by her stomach and pelvic muscles that are freaking out from all the deep coughing that she has been doing with her bronchitis.
Puts her on another round of steroids, more anti-biotics, a codeine based cough syrup, and a shot of Tramadol. She's doing better, but it's just another day in paradise with the Griswalds.

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Where the Term, "Jumping the Shark" came from:
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