So this morning....

ummm, i really tried to think of something witty,but every thought came out shitty.\r \r \r good luck with this one

And how did that make you feel?

corny.

Are you sure it was corn? Did you pick it out and inspect it fully? It could be something else masquerading as corn, like say, yellow pepper or a peanut shell. Get back to us when you have more information!

Miralax.

Yeah, a buddy of mine at work was telling me about this giant hunk of barbecue that got stuck in his stomach for like 3 weeks and started to rot, because he was on some serious antibiotics and it killed the bacteria that's supposed to break down food. Doctor gave him some bacteria pills and some mega exlax and it finally came out. Kinda puts your corn to shame, huh?

die

NEVER!

Yeah it takes your body a looooooong time to digest corn unless it is ground up (corn meal or corn bread). Don't worry, this is actually kind of common.