So this is my day

So I got myself ready for work my normal time and even stopped by the old crack dealer A.K.A Starbucks to get me a java chip frappuccino "double blended,extra whole milk,no whip" and then take the long drive to work in traffic enjoying my starbucks goodness . I pulled up to my work got my bag and my I.D. and get all the way to the door and feel a strange draft on rear left region and come to realize my pants ripped from back pocket to my leg causing my ass to be exposed ..Keep in mind I went into starbucks  held the door for people ,waited inline and yes there was a women behind me on my left side who noticed this as I was trying to go into work (swing and a miss). Needless to say I headed back to my car  drove  home giggling and called my boss telling him I got sick outside of work ..so that was my day,hows yours going??