So Lately...

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SoupNazzi

...in MM in Halo, it's gotten pretty bad.

Kids quitting out of games as soon as you cap your first flag. I think I've only played 1-2 games to completion in Hardcore that we were winning in the past 2 weeks.

I consider this to be real "Timmy" behavior, and was inspired to create a list. I don't recall if someone has already created a similar list, but this is my list.

Now, just cause you've done a few of these things a couple of times (I know I have), does not make you a Timmy. I'd consider a person a Timmy, or acting like a Timmy if they have done more then 5-10 of these actions.

You Might Be Acting Like A Timmy If...


...you call "I want the sniper", at the start of a game.


...you betray your team mate when he grabs the sniper anyways.


...you quit a Match Making game after the other team caps its first flag.


          ...after the other team pulls ahead by 6 or more kills.


          ...after the other team pulls ahead by over a minute on hill or ball.


...you quit a MM game if you don't have host.


...you quit a customs game if you don't have host.


...you second guess or criticize your team mates in the middle of a game.


...you ledge hack the ball on Warlock.


...you super-jump on purpose to give yourself an advantage.


...you challenge anyone on the other team to a 1v1 after losing to them.


...you mod to cheat.


...you stand-bye to cheat.


...you bridge to cheat.


...you cheat.


...when playing mixed customs, you never mix teams up because your team is dominating.


...you complain that host is the only reason the other team won.


...you say that you don't care about host, but grab it every chance you get.


...you leave the room without saying anything, immediately after a loss in a friendly custom game.


...you won't play any other type of H2 customs game that isn't MLG.


...you point your weapon straight up in the air and dance around when your team is losing.


...you give a litany of excuses after losing a customs game: host, not practicing, new team mate, game wasn't important to you, etc...


...you remove people from your friend's list. Not because you need the room. Not because they said something wrong. Because you are bitter you lost to them.


...you wonder aloud why the other team is still playing, even though they can't win. i.e. 2 minutes left in a ball game, but your team is up by 2 minutes and 30 seconds with the ball.


...you yell "Rape" after out-BRing, BXRing, BXBing, etc... another player. Or some other variation of "Rape".


...you tell players on the other team that they "are horrible", after you pwn them.


...you tell players on the other team that they "are horrible", after they pwn you.


...you tell the other team they suck, and other disparaging comments... after your team just beat them.


...you tell the other team they suck, and other disparaging comments... after they have just beaten you.


...you blast rap, hard rock, or any other type of music through your microphone so everyone in the game can hear it. We don't want to.


...you use voice-masking like it was cool. It isn't. Put the lotion in the basket.


...you speak condescendingly to other players in a friendly custom game.


...you lose games on purpose to "de-rank" so that you can pwn lesser-ranked players.


...you brag that you finished 3rd at MLG Nationals in 2005 when you didn't. You aren't even listed as an MLG player.


...you tell the winning team that if your 3 team mates hadn't quit, you would have pwned them.


...you constantly yell out "Double!" after a double-kill. Not so much. Get a Killtac and then maybe...


Got any to add?

Comments (20)

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dos·
man, i'm glad i don't play Halo
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doorgunnerjgs·
LOL - I use the \"you constantly yell out \"Double!\" after a double-kill.\" but only because it is so rare for me. My clan mates understand!\r \r Otherwise, I totally agree with your list.
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ekattan·
The shit I hate the most is when they betray you for a weapon they wanted like snipe or shoti. That is the most retarded shit I see.
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XSSmoke·
rofl, some of those are too funny, and have been seen even in 2o2p , sad yet true... I admit i have superjumped but only to kill a jumper, after he's dead I come back down.\r \r Nice blog Soup.
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UnwashedMass·
+1 with doorgunner! Mine was usually followed by a vicious melee to the back of my head as I stood there in disbelief! :)\r
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NorthernPlato·
I like to superbounce in customs with friends just to see if you can get somewhere. I like to snipe superbouncers in MM games.\r \r I rarely quit out of a game, even gametypes I hate. I hate it when people quit out immediately after the game starts.\r \r BTW, people quit out less after the first flag cap in non-ranked games ;)\r \r Who's up for some swat fun?
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JeepChick·
You could rename your list \"You might not want to play Halo unless you like...\"
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SoupNazzi·
The Double kills comment is aimed 100% at Matchmaking tards.\r \r I don't care to hear some timmy whose nads haven't dropped yelling \"Double\".\r \r It's annoying. :-)
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Raiz3R·
When the opposing Team tells you good Game. You yell out WHATEVER FAGOTS ! And leave the Room immediately.\r \r Cant count how many times that used to happen to me and Mlg Royal. Lol\r \r
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SoupNazzi·
ROFL
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mrsleestak·
Great post!!!!!!! LOL! I picked up a sniper just yesterday and was immediately betrayed...errr...\"raped\". F'ing Timmies. Next time tell them that their mommies and daddies do not like them.
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LaudTrevlin·
i yell double after every double...and i yell triple after every triple...i yell suck it...i yell BROD MOTHER FUCKER...i yell Bullshit...and I yell let me touch your pwnt...so suckit
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LuxDraconis·
They start talking to their mom, and come back and pertend it was their \"girlfriend\" Give it up your 10 years old your balls haven't dropped yet!
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beholder·
i yell douche after Lauds every double...and i yell Fuck Hole after Lauds every triple...i tell him to suck it...i tell him to sit and spin on his BROD...and I yell every time Laud touches my pwnt...\r \r Balls\r Rubbing\r On\r Dick\r
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naveeda·
excellently done soup, you da man! :)
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jonny12gauge·
Nice list Soup! You pretty much summed up matchmaking in that post! :)
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OldManRiver48·
I agree with Jonny as well, the double thing I understand...........I feel dumb saying it lately so I say: two down or (rare for me) three down!\r Racial slurs are what mainly get under my skin lately, 90% of your list is so common that-well just another nite of MM.\r Something not on the list though is :betrayals for no reason. You know the guy that keeps spraying you with smg fire, usually that just confuses me when I turn and see a team mate..........but they inevitably betray me at some point. :(\r After Chi-Town and seeing how well Profanity works as a \"clan of friends\", I see why you avoid MM, pretty cool bunch.........Ya, even Taxi.\r (man that shouldnt be so tough to say, but it was) :)
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SoupNazzi·
Good points OldMan.\r \r I forgot to add racial comments and out of the blue betrayals.
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stang503421·
Okay, so I never play halo and I'm an idiot - can someone explain \"bridging\" and \"stand-by\" to me?\r
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CricketCross·
whoa! are you sure this is not a list for 2old2play? ; )