SJAM DISOWNS RIVAL
This just in from the Mortimer Inc Public Relations Firm, our motto: "If you don't like our service, I don't know what you can do about it.".
11 April, 2008
Sjam (Jammer) is considering parting ways with Rival (Rival) after he disgustingly made the pick of the Caps in 6 in their series against the Flyers. In error Rival claimed the Caps are a "tougher team"
Says Jammer "How dare he claim a team is tougher than the Broad Street Bullies!"
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Comments (10)
How could he say such a thing! Its blasphemy I tell ya. Caps in 6, WTF! C-A-P-S CAPS CAPS CAPS in 5.
first the Wild over the Avs and now this\r
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Rival is such a douche
I started reading this and quickly fell asleep.
But I gave you a thumbs up because I really needed a nap.