Signs You or a Teammate is a ShadowRun n00b

1) Anyone who isn't a Troll, waits to get Rez until the 5th round, or not at all.

2) People who play Elf + Katana non-stop, every round, every game. - Guilty

3) They have Rez but do not rez you. Instead they run by and get killed.

4) People who complain about being killed by Elves with katana's. - Guilty (Damn you Doodi!)

5) At the start of the round you throw your nades immediately. - Guilty

6) When you empty clip after clip after clip into an enemy's body in Attrition. - Guilty

7) When you rez your team mate while bleeding out.

8) Jumping off the roof of the power station and telling your team mates "I'll make it".

9) When you have a sniper rifle with Smart link, use the 3x zoom, and STILL miss by a foot while the target is not moving. - Guilty

10) Jumping into the middle of 4 enemies, rezzing a team mate then teleporting out of the room leaving your partner to die. - Guilty

11) A random grenade goes off within 3 seconds of the start of the game. - Guilty (Hell, last night I committed suicide because the 2nd nade I threw was blown back at me by the 1st one's explosion).

12) You betrayed your buddy because you were aiming at his head with a shotgun while the count down was going off. You say "I didn't think the gun would go off".

13) "Sky is clear" ....

14) You summon a minion in the spawn point.

15) When you run to kill someone and your teammate dies and blames it on you for not staying there to protect him.

16) When a snot-nosed kid complains about you using tactics with the katana instead of just coming out from behind the pillar to get shot up with a shotgun or smg.

17) When you use rez to try and kill the other team. - Guilty

18) When the last person on your team is chasing the artifact carrier from the center of the map all the way to the end while trying to attack him with the katana and actually letting them get to the extraction zone instead of pulling out a pistol/SMG. - Guilty

19) People who try to teamkill/vote you off because you're an elf with a katana. Even though you have a 25-0 kill to death.

Guess I'm a noob!!!

:)