Sexual Exemptions
It's been awhile since I've updated my list, so I figured it was time.
For those of you who don't know what a Sexual Exemption list is, it's a list of celebrities that guys and gals make of celebrities that if they had a chance to, they would have sex with, and would be exempt from retribution from their spouse.
Granted, the chances of this happening are basically nil, but hey, it's all fun.
The celebs on my list must be +/- 10 years of my age.
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10. Angelina Jolie - (Down 5-6 spots) In danger of falling off, she's still hot, sexy, and smart. Too bad she's married to Pitt.
9. Scarlett Johansson (Down 4-5 spots) - Oh Scarlett, where are thou? Seems to have dropped off the radar recently. The one exception I gave to the 10 year rule. Jenna Jameson wants Scarlett to play her in her movie "Porn Star". We'll see I guess.
8. Amy Smart (Up 3-4) - Like a fine wine, Amy Smart seems to get sexier with age. When I first watched the failed show "Smith" I was like Damn!
7. Lena Headey (Up 4-5) - When I saw "300" I was impressed with her character, let alone her. Next up in "The Sarah Connor Chronicles" this actress is on her way up.
6. Rosario Dawson (Up 5-6) - A woman after every geek's heart. Smart, funny, beautiful, and geeky, she's been in some recent favorites of mine such as "Sin City" and "Clerks 2".
5. Kate Beckinsale (Up 5-6) - Oh Kate... it's a shame you're married and have a child (or 2), otherwise you'd be higher on the list. But alas, your Vampiric powers can only get you so high on the list.
4. Jessica Alba (Dropped 2-3) - Jessica... what has happened to you. First you state you want "No-Strings" sex, then, after breaking up with your boyfriend, you vow never to do a sex scene, or nudity in a movie. I had to drop you for that. Suxor.
3. Eva Mendes (Up 8-9) - Not sure why I didn't have you on my last list, but damn if you aren't coming on strong. I think the above image says everything.
2. Jessica Biel (No Movement) - Like Ms. Smart, you keep getting better with age. Blade 3. Bow and Arrow. Hawtness.
1. Natalie Portman (Up 6-7) - Smart (Yale?) Sexy, stars in Geek movies. What more could you ask for? Let me go put my Darth Vader Mask on.
Dropped:
Jennifer Garner - Sorry, but you have Affleck stink on you now.
Salma Hayek - preggers and not looking that good with huge boobs.
Catherine Bell - Scientology stink all over ya.
Halle Berry - Don't even know where to start. Basketcase.
So ladies, who is on your lists? Pitt? McConaughey?