Scarlett does Tom and Ryan then Ryan again

As you know by now, the voluptuous actress Scarlett Johansson has covered Tom Waits songs for her debut album, Anywhere I Lay My Head. The answer to which is Ryan Reynolds crotch. What you may not know is that Scarlett's voice coach is none other than Eeyore from the Hundred Acre Wood. Is there anything worse than staining your image of sexy with an actress that cannot sing. I'd rather be circumcised by Tim Teebow. In related news Scarlett is now engaged to the wonderful idiot that is Ryan Reynolds. Kudos to Ryan. We should all be so lucky. I got lucky once. I went all in on two pair: 3's and 5's.