Running a GOW Ladder Team...

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UnwashedMass

..is like herding cats. Cats with opposable thumbs that can wield chainsaw bayonets, but cats nonetheless.


My Team HellyBilly is full of some of the most dedicated killing machines ever to grace the scarred surface of Sera. The only issue is that we're on two coasts. It makes getting everybody home from work and kids in bed and done with honey-dos and not-too-late-for-bed a major pain in the pooper.


Yes, I just typed 'pooper'. Shut up. I like pooper, it makes me giggle. Poooooooperpooperpoooooooper.


I generally don't have an issue with MY team, it's getting 4 other guys dialed and synched with my 4 that tends to be the hassle. 2o2p Alpha still hasn't gotten it together, due to a string of issues, from travel requirements, holidays and a team member's 360 going away in a coffin. I asked about getting some matches in, and it is happening. Boy Howdy, is it happening. Ask, and ye shall receive.


We had three matches set up for tonight and I already have one to reschedule. I'm not bitching because I completely understand. It's life and we all have to live it. It's just frustrating. It's trying to get 16 grown adults on the same timetable from all points of the compass. Sheesh! What a bunch of crazy.


And Darth Clem is dreaming about me handing out homework. View Image


And keeping with the tone of the Top 4 blog bar, here's a great picture completely out of reference:


 


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Yup. That's my recently departed Trucker 'Stache. I'm cooler that you because I can grow a killer wombat on my face.

Comments (6)

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DarthClem·
I think my dream was inspired by seeing you on last night playing R6V and just as I was getting ready to fire it up and ask you if you wanted to play, you went offline. I also read your blog last night. Somehow you got into my psyche. Damn you, stay out of my psyche.
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REM·
Dude! Where did you kill that thing? I want one!!!
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UnwashedMass·
Carefully raised at my personal wombat farm. Harvested at the peak of coolness, but don't tell PETA. They get all pissy when they find out you've got wombat in cages being fed Coors Light!
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OldManRiver48·
Lol homework! :)\r \r You save on Q-tips with that thing man!
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GotMilkman12·
Mass, that picture reminds me of the red-headed stepchild version of Larry the Cable Guy. As for the red wombat 'stache... Mmmm...Git 'R Done!!
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TANK·
You have a 2v2 team? lets get it on