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SoupNazzi

1. My job. first of all, why is this number one? probably because I spend so much fucking time (and mental energy) there. I work about the same amount of hours of any of my co-workers, but I still think it's way too much. maybe I'm just lazy, but fuck it, then that's how I am. It's driving me crazy, largely because I don't actually do anything. I buy and design shit. I don't make anything. I don't produce anything. I just simply buy shit from one guy, design something from it, and make money for standing in the middle. Is that really any way for an adult to behave? It's fucking embarassing.

Also, why do I have to sit in the ghetto section at work? I always have to sit out it left field, because I am marginalized. Fuck you, assholes, and fuck the "fashion forward" suits you rode in on. [I was going to write "you fucking dumbass", but then I realized it would be redundant.]

2. What the fuck did I give up drugs for (other than that they were killing me)? I have barely been able to write any decent poetry since who knows when because I am fucking lazy and a piece of shit. since when did I become such a worthless asshole? I can't even handle my shit anymore. I almost puked on new years eve. Ok, fine, I did puke. twice. I rarely even drink hard liquor these days. I am a worthless scum. I want to chop up a [bottle of Xanax] and pound that shit. whatever.

3. By the way, why the fuck am I so lazy? Not only can I barely write poetry anymore, but I can also barely even write bad screenplays and shit. I don't even know if I can do math anymore. What the fuck is a manifold? If I see myself in a mirror, I'm going to kick my ass. Why am I always going to get in shape "tomorrow"? Answer: because I am a lazy piece of shit.

4. Did I mention that I hate people? I hate talking to them. I have issues with intimacy. I find it difficult to interact with people, partly because I hate them. I have a mixed inferiority complex and superiority complex. I don't know how to explain it. Fuck you.

5. I know how to fix the traffic. I don't know who to tell. The DART pisses me off. Not in the way that is pisses you off. I mean, I get a fucking brain fart every time I think about it.

Wow, I feel better. You should try this, it really works.

* - This really isn’t me.  Just a nice rant I found on the web!

Comments (13)

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NotStyro·
Woohoo, a disclaimer! Next up - giving credit...
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SoupNazzi·
WooHoo! How do you give credit to Anonymous???\r \r Next up - the impossible!
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SouthernMSS·
Are we having a bad year?
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SoupNazzi·
w00t! \r \r Negative vote! Yay! \r \r (read the fine print)
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NotStyro·
Yeah, lets see the impossible. \r \r Jus yankin yer chain. Still, good on the disclaimer.
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SoupNazzi·
I guess I pissed in someone's fruit loops!\r \r Guess they didn't eat them though.
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MikeJames·
Clam Slammin Baby! ;)\r \r
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Durty·
Wet Underpants FTW!!!\r \r Fun playing with your tag last night....and hearing you over the mic, lol.\r \r Oh yeah....and I hate all children except for my own. Ok, not true but most parents don't teach their kids anything anymore and the rest of us have to put up with the little shits. At least you kept your cool...not sure I would have.
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TheCrazyPerson·
lol, Durty- I was ready to just drop kick them or break out a sticky and just finish em off lmao!
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Automan21k·
I'll stick with my 2 cats, atleast when they don't listen it's kindof cute, or atleast expected. P.S. Just posted their pictures here\r http://www.2old2play.com/modules.php?name=gallery2&g2_itemId=14670
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Azuredreams·
+1 \r I know how you feel about other people not watching their kids. I am the only dad I know who is still with his children, in fact I'm a stay at home dad. \r \r Not only do they not stay with them, but when they actually do see their kids, they ignore them completely.
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XValue·
this happens to all of the activities that my sons is involved with. Parents seem to think that sports programs are just a babysitter. I cant stand it.
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Durty·
Oh, sticky in da face!!!