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Product Review / Warning...

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mrbasherman

So generally speaking I don't care what I wash my body with as long as it gets me clean... However, some things work better than others.

Well the other day I went to get in the shower and noticed I was out of soap, crap. Opened up the drawer to get a new bar... CRAP, out there too... I thought I was going to have to use the bottle of hand soap on the counter when I noticed a bottle of this in the shower:
"Nivea For Men: New Energy w/Mint Extract Body Wash"
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I remembered my girlfriend snagging it from the "bargain" bin at the store a long time ago, but had never used it... Great I was set or so I thought. Off I went to taking my shower. The key part of the product title is MINT EXTRACT, mmmkay?

Everything was going great. The mint extract whatever makes you feel tingly all over. Then I lathered up the boys and all hell broke loose... "HOLY FUCKING WHAT THE?!?!?!" "IT BURNS!!!!" It was indescribable... Like someone took steel wool to my nutsack... I quickly tried to rinse it off but that just made it worse! It was as though the more I washed away the stronger it became!

Finally, about 2 minutes later, I'd sufficiently decontaminated the area and could relax. However, a latent burn remained for at least another 20 minutes, even after drying off. (which didn't help either)

So, there you go... I find it unlikely any man with balls tested this product and now that I have, I'm warning you. Stay away. :)

The End

Comments (3)

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jcotter13·
It gives a whole new meaning to \"fresh\" doesn't it?
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buckeye75·
It's funny becuse it's not me.
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CarterDavidov·
Had something similar once. Was using Lokotah pain rub on my neck and shoulders. It was a good couple hours or more afterwards that I had a bath, not even considering the rub. Can't remember if it was the soap or shampoo, but something reacted to the Lakotah. It felt like my back was on fire and the skin turned a lovely shade of red.