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COULOW

A WOMAN'S POEM


Before I lay me down to sleep,I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong.. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's rich and self-employed, And when I spend, won't be annoyed. Pull out my chair and hold my hand. Massage my feet and help me stand.. Oh send a king to make me queen... A man who loves to cook and clean.. I pray this man will love no other. And relish visits from my mother....


A MAN'S POEM


I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit..

Comments (9)

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Biznass·
LOL
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TKBosss·
That's not true!!!!!!!!!\r \r I don't like fishing at all!!!!!!!! :)
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MikeTheKnife·
I'm pretty sure a gymnast nymphomaniac would kill me in less than a day.
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Azuredreams·
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Caddyman·
LOL....good shit :)
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HUNTERFU·
LOL
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wilderz·
Best laugh in a lonng time!
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R0kst4r·
hey! i wrote that back in 2nd grade!!!!! lol good stuff 'Low.
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Crimson_Fox·
ROFL.....that was great!