Philosophies on Marriage

·         A good marriage lasts forever. A bad one just seems to.

·         I’ve been happily married for ten years. Ten out of twenty isn’t bad.

·         I’ve found marriage to be a continual process of getting used to things I hadn’t expected.

·         In many Eastern countries a woman never sees her husband before marriage. In many Western countries she doesn’t see him very much afterwards.

·         I can remember when I got married. And where I got married. What I just can’t remember is why?

·         My wife should get a job in earthquake prediction. She can find a fault quicker than anyone.

·         There’s only one thing that keeps me from being happily married – my wife!