Package

So my good pal Baine sent me some blank DVDs to make, ummm..."backup" copies of some movies along with some "backups" for me to enjoy from his collection. Cool right? Especially if you are in our sick circle, if you are you would know that the DVDs are not all I received. I also now am the proud owner of...

• 1 Orange County Choppers hat that looks "new" as in it has the tag on it but I think it was stored in a box of cat hair
• 1 A yellow and Orange Lei (wearing it right now...and ignoring all questions about it from my cube mate)
• 1 Tampax lite tampon, unused
• 1 CD PHP pencil sharpener, green and made in China
• 1 Holiday Snowman soap, unused
• 1 King Size permanent Sharpie (seriously, it is the biggest fucking marker I have ever seen and I am seeing shit from smelling it)
• 1 Gingerbread man toy from Shrek (has to be from a happy meal, I have a hundred of these fuckers at home already...101 now)
• 1 Soft Cloth from the Hyatt, made in China (wtf?)
• 1 Lobster magnet
• 1 Mini toy dinosaur, green and I think it is a Brontosaurus
• 2 Golf balls, one Pinnacle and one that has some Maine Lobster design on it
• 1 Plastic Easter Egg filled with 2 Hershey Kisses and one Dark Chocolate bar (no chance I am eating this shit)
• 1 Atlantic 10 Shootout 2007 Ping Pong ball (fucking seriously?)
• 1 Lance Armstrong-ish white bracelet that says "ONE"
• 1 Yin Yang Jewelry looking thing
• 4 NAMCO arcade coins
• 7 wheels of cap gun ammo

Thanks buddy!