Owww..blood...horror...ewwww

FalelornFebruary 23, 2007

Few years ago I got clocked on my head, it split open, blood sprayed out (lots of blood, freaked people out.. was cool) and I spend the next 2 years basically in therapy, physio, etc.. Learning to move around, walk with out falling down, memory, talking... fun stuff..

Well I have a 5.5 inch section of my skull that is squishy.. best way to describe it.. its not actually the skull but its the scar tissue. Weird thing is scar tissue in my body seems to become hard, I was told the actual name once, but can not remember it.. My stomach which was burned by acid (not bad) is the same..

Well I woke up this morning way earlier then normal, my face was sticky, so either my cat did something, either I drooled and it ran up my face or something else.. so I stumble to the bathroom turn on the light.. oh.. I must have killed a group of teenagers in the middle of the night because I look like a horror movie villian, dried blood in my beard, caked on my face...

I go and wash my face up, beard, neck.. and wow.. my bed, my brand new freaking bed, not even 2 months old (maybe 3 actually.. memory problems) has gone from this nice tan color sheets to tan with blood all over the one side of it.. a pillow soaked up much, and I put a thick blanket between the mattress and the sheets just in case something happens.. (one of those cases).. the scar tissue opened my head up and I bled good..

Kinda gross.. very cool in a way (modern art looking.. I could sell it I bet)... so Im up listening to the washing machine make that sound they make and wondering.. maybe I can get that new body pillow when I get my new sheets?? At least my cat didnt lay down and start licking up the blood.. and I also thought.. damn CSI does get the blood stains wrong..

I tell ya if I ever spring a leak when I am awake and out in public... I am going to pull a zombie move..uuuuuuuggggggggggg move my arms in front of me... BRAAAAAIIINNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSS... that would be so cool... till a cop shoots me..

Comments (16)

MikeTheKnife·Feb 23, 2007, 4:04 PM

This post is awesome...but I can't figure out where the blood came from? Hope everything is OK with you!

Falelorn·Feb 23, 2007, 4:16 PM

oh.. the scar tissue where I got hit in the head, hardened and went through my skin and made me bleed..\r \r Im ok.. little weird.. but ok

RIGHT_WINGAMER·Feb 23, 2007, 4:20 PM

HAHA till a cop shoots me.\r \r Don't know why but that was funny.\r \r Hope all is well.

J-Cat·Feb 23, 2007, 4:23 PM

Whoops, sorry re: empty post.\r \r Here is what I was going to say: Hope you are doing better and remember to wash yer sheets in cold water.

Devonsangel·Feb 23, 2007, 4:42 PM

Spray and Wash Dual action should take the blood out if you haven't had any luck yet or dried your sheets. It works great on red wine spills (fresh).\r \r So are they going to have to Frankenstein you and put new stitches in? That would look cool!

Falelorn·Feb 23, 2007, 4:45 PM

I dunno, blood flow stopped.. but if I touch it, I expect it will open up.. \r \r might shave my head to get a better look.. since I hate it when they only shave around the area.. looks stupid\r \r

UnwashedMass·Feb 23, 2007, 4:57 PM

The hardened scar tissue is called keloid (kee-loyd) tissue, and is the basis behind tribal scarification. Takes forever to go away, but will eventually. I had a surgical scar keloid and it took 10 years to finally go away. Hope yours takes less time. Especially when it causes gore fountains... :)\r \r Hope you don't have anymore incidents, bro.

Rhysode·Feb 23, 2007, 4:59 PM

Hope you get that sorted out man.

Falelorn·Feb 23, 2007, 5:06 PM

@unwashed.. thats it.. screw google.. ill just ask 2o2p :p\r \r \r @All thanks.. but it could be worse.. I could have died (they dont know why I didnt.. medical mystery I am.. call ripleys), or I could be a vegetable... err well more of one :P.. or hell worse.. I could still be MARRIED..\r \r If it happens again.. I so want it in public so I can do that Zombie thing.. told my newfew and he just died laughing.. and wants me to do it now.. sick 12 year olds.. got to love em\r \r But all in all I think its funny.. i really wish the girl I was seeing a few weeks ago was sleeping with me.. that would have been a great way to wake her up.. BRAAAIINNSS

Gatsu·Feb 23, 2007, 5:40 PM

your spit can take out the blood. it would be alot of spitting....but if you REALLY wanna save the sheets. It'll take it out for sure.\r

Falelorn·Feb 23, 2007, 5:49 PM

Spit? really? wow.. I think the sheets would rot before I could spit that much lol.. \r \r

CreeperJR·Feb 23, 2007, 6:58 PM

Zombies be funny.\r \r Sorry about the blood.

mac79·Feb 23, 2007, 7:58 PM

Dude, that sounds serious, shouldn't you go to the hospital? You're lucky you didn't bleed to death.

Falelorn·Feb 23, 2007, 8:36 PM

far from serious.. and it was stopped by the time I woke up.

PoltegIce·Feb 23, 2007, 9:05 PM

Probably the most interesting and disgusting blog I've ever read. Way to go dude! Also I hope it doesn't get serious, I would hate to think something really bad happened to ya after we got so much enjoyment out of it.

DeltaT·Feb 23, 2007, 10:41 PM

coke a cola will remove blood from anything, but im not sure it wont leave a coke stain