Overseas Tease

A newlywed sailor is informed by the navy that he�s going to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the South Pacific for 2 years. A few weeks after he gets there he really starts to miss his new wife, so he writes her a letter.

"My darling," he writes, "it looks like we�re going to be apart for a very long time. Already I�m starting to miss you and we�re constantly surrounded by young, attractive native girls. The temptation�s terrible. I need some kind of hobby to keep my mind off them."

His wife sends him back a harmonica with a note reading, "Why don�t you learn to play this?"

Eventually his tour of duty comes to an end and he rushes back to his wife. "Darling" he says, "I can�t wait to get you into bed so that we can make passionate love!"

But she stops him with a wave of her hand. "First, let�s see how well you play that harmonica."