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JeepChick

One of my favorite things playing online is getting into a room where the other team proceeds to tell my team how badly they are getting ready to beat us.  Oh you are gonna get graped, you will be pwnd, I am going to slit you with my knife...blah, blah blah.... We keep quiet....chuckle a little..... This happened the other night on the COD4Beta [I miss my BETA!]....


I settle in.  Put down my beer.  And get serious.  I let the kids know, "Mommy has to PWN some snobby noobs, k?"  and they sit down and are quiet.


Oh you are going to PWN me?  Let's see here....pop...u dead....knife...u dead...random grenade...u dead UAV....Airstrike.....Heli...u dead, u dead, u dead.  My team is communicating.  We are pushing with the weapons we know best, not trying to stat up a new one.  We are on point and cracking heads.


End result.  Superior PWNage....on them.  I can't resist the urge to let them know that the winning team has a girl on it....and oh, yeah, I went like 30 and 12 or something insane.  Silence is golden......Lesson here is don't talk smack to random players.  You never know when 2Old4Duty will show up.

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Baine·
I once pwnd myself...but my mom caught me...it was embaressing.
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ekattan·
What I love listening are those little kids that haven't hit puberty yet and have these cute little innocent voices but are going on about how they own. It's really funny and cute at the same time.
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stang503421·
Man there is nothing better than the feeling you described - we had another similar incident about a week ago - 6 2o4D'ers and some timmie clan, who were SURE they would just pwn us. Before the first match launched, a timmie said \"oh guys, these noobs are gonna get pwned\"......we crused 'em - 750-250. The silence in the lobby after the match was deafening....
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Durty·
I have yet to be graped...what exactly is that? \r \r \r \r ;)
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LuxDraconis·
PWN Those Timmies! LOL!
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GroovyElm·
I like asking the kids if they've done their homework yet.
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JeepChick·
graped is a way of repeating the word \"raped\" without saying rape. The PMS clan kinda drilled that into me. The word rape is a major issue with female gamers.
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Gatsu·
Fucking ROCK!\r \r Pwn them in ways they have never felt such pwnage!\r \r Master and air dry dat shit!
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FatBastard·
Isnt there enough violence in this world?
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Bertt·
I don't really care for them using the rape term either, but I thought graped referred to a head shot. But, that being said, my initial response to Durty would be, bend over and I will explain it. ;) \r \r \r j/k
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Bertt·
ok, that sounded bad...... nevermind :(\r \r
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stang503421·
Graped in 2o4D land means a headshot.....\"pop you in the grape\" = \"graped\"
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SoupNazzi·
Was I in that game?\r \r I seem to recall something to that affect :)
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JeepChick·
I think you might have been soup....funny how graped has two meanings.....lol...I like ours better.
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UnwashedMass·
Heh- that was so fucking funny. Pin drop, anyone?\r \r I
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madwoman·
Now thats what I'm talking about! You go girl! :)
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AFKFrost·
(Borat Voice)\r \r Nice!!!!