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Durty

After Sic got back from picking up his kid from school I took his car to go pick up my boys.  Well, that was my intention anyways.  I made it 2 of the 3 miles I needed to go before reaching our meeting place and ran out of gas.  I made it into the Kmart parking lot and went to call Sic and let him know.  And then I had to walk back.  2 miles.  In flip flops.  In 85 degree weather.  And then while walking in this lovely heat and humidity, and lamenting the fact that any time I've run out of gas I have been wearing very inappropriate walking shoes........I had an older 'gentleman' stop in a parking lot in front of me and ask if he could speak with me for a minute.  I figured he was a Christian or something wanting to talk to me about God...it happens a lot around here.  Our conversation went like this:


Him: "I just wanted to tell you that you look very sexy today."


Me:  "Ummmm, thanks?"


Him:  "Are you busy today?"


Me:  "Just walking home."


Him:  "Oh, do you need a ride?"


Me:  "No thanks"


Him:  "Well, may I just say that your breasts offset your figure very well.  May I ask what size they are?"


Me:  "NO!!!"  and then I proceeded to walk away very quickly.


Seriously, do I LOOK like a fucking PROSTITUTE?!
 


 

Comments (17)

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TheCarnivalAngel·
Uuuummmm.....\r \r \r \r \r \r \r \r j/k
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TheDastard·
Can I plead the 5th?\r \r \r \r \r \r \r j/k
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Knaab·
Well, I am not one to judge without visual representation so please at your earliest convenience send a nude photo via PM and I will assuredly inform you of my thoughts....after a few minutes of \"alone\" time
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Bertt·
it seems the older men get the bolder they become.... just wishful thinking on his part. :)
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DrTHE0P0LIS·
Kinda?
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Kwazy·
\"it seems the older men get the bolder they become.... just wishful thinking on his part. \"\r \r Well, if he only gets a 5% positive response rate and asks 50 times per day, that's still 2.5 positives which equates to....er, six boobies?\r \r That's better than I've done any day this week :D
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VenomRudman·
Was I wrong to do that? Sorry....
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char·
MEOW! you'll understand after you read my PM = )
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GIJoeBob·
Boobies make men crazy. Sorry about that.
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TheCarnivalAngel·
Did someone say BOOBS?!
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Azuredreams·
Mmmm.....durty's boobies.....\r \r I'm still waiting for those pics to hit your naughty pictures update!\r \r +1 kiddo, sorry you had to walk in such nasty weather ;)
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shred1·
sounds like you may? better send pics!
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BigBlue·
job suggestion -- retail pharmacy technician
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kewljoe·
show a pic of how u were dressed and I'll tell you...besides prostitutes come in all shapes and sizes
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YEM·
who runs out of gas? There is a little thing called a fuel gauge :lol:
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Baine·
Absolutely
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Durty·
The fuel gauge in his car doesn't work correctly. It's a bitch!!!