Ode To a Pimp

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The Pimp is my Shepard,  I shall not want.

He maketh me to lie down in green Pontiacs:  he leadeth me beside the busy roadways.

He restoreth my Ho:  he leadeth me into the paths of sexual explorations, for my Pimp's sake.

Yayeth, though I walk through the streets and the boulevards, I can be beaten and shot in my puss, I shall fear no evil:  for my Pimp is with me;  thy Pimp's rod and switch blade they comfort me.

Thou preparest a bed before me in the presence of liquored up horny johns:  thou anointest my head, with a fist.

Surely goodness and mercy will follow me all the days of my whoredom:  and I will live in the Cadillac of the Pimp forever.

Say men.


Comments (2)

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Caesar·
omg lmfao that sure is bright, i wonder if i can get one in my size
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BigBobbyBean·
he must have cheap hos with only 4 dollars in his hands.