Odd noises coming from living room

I'm sitting here trying to write a paper and presentation for one of my classes and as I look over my vast array of reference documents, I hear these strange noises coming from the living room. At first it was the high pitch giggle or moan, which then changed to what sounded like some animal being tortured to what sounds like short sneezes.

So, what does a normal person do who just cannot get into writing this paper? Why, investigate! I find Dastard playing Zelda. Yes, the same game he swore off not that long ago. He decided to do a web search to find a solution to his problem, found it and has been playing for over an hour now.

As for the sounds? Well, the high pitch giggle is the little annoying fairy (my term), the tortured animal was the wolf howling, or more specifically, Dastard trying to get the right pitch and notes with the screen and I'm scared to find out what the sneezes are. Shoot, the cat and dog aren't quite sure what to do about some of the sounds.

Oh, well, back to the paper. I want to get this done before Sunday so I can play some games. Looks like a weekend of nasty weather so its perfect to stay inside and play!!!! Of course, if I were a good student, I would finish my paper and start studying my other course since I got a low 80% on the last test. I know, it's still passing, but I'm a perfectionist, I dont' like anything lower than a 90%! Don't worry, I won't cry about it, just buckle down. But, don't get me wrong, I will play this weekend!!!! Hmm, Halo 2? CoD 2or 3? Maybe some RRR or Prey or even Medal of Honor.

Oh, and please don't post any more, I can't seem to pay attention to my paper with everyone writing and me checking the blogs every 15 minutes!!!

Dang, did it again.