Now THAT'S Funny

This cracked me up in a sad kind of way.  While playing a 2O2P Halo 2 game last night:

Teammate #1:  I think we're down a man. 

Teammate #2:  Why?

Teammate #1:  There's a guy on our team with 0 kills.  I think he's gone.

Me:  Oh, rub my face in it, why don't you. [explodes in YET ANOTHER fiery death]