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SoupNazzi

Guess my story yesterday wasn't "good enough" for CL's Best Of. Some replies I've received via Craig's List:


That was a pretty funny story but definitely not a material for CL's Best of...

Now, let me explain why. For quite sometime now, I've been wanting to post about this but hadn't had the time. I drink lots of water at work everyday which subsequently requires me to piss a lot throughout the day. Almost everytime I go in there I hear others in the shit stalls. Now let me tell you and everyone else something. There is no such thing as:

WTF! Oh shit. What do I do? I need to wipe. It’s not a question of if I had a clean drop-off. I didn’t.

Nope, I need TP, and I’ll need to wipe at least 3-4 times. SHIT!

First off, there is no such thing as a clean drop off and secondly 3-4 times to wipe is never enough. I feel sorry for your women who have to wash your shitstained underwear or smell that shit when they're down there trying to give you a blowjob. And many of you wonder why your women won't suck your dicks. Try learning to wipe your asses. Going back to my bathroom trips to piss, I can't believe how many fucks I hear in there pull paper out once and sometimes maybe twice, wipe and flush and a few walk right out without washing their hands. You fucks are nasty. Learn to wipe your ass!


I thought I did fairly well for my first CL posting. I guess you just can't please everyone. Though, I'll admit my writing could use some polish. But that will come with more writing.


Please get a real life..you nerd...enjoy looking forward to the weekend not a daily work shit. You are a lazy W-2 employee...just working for a company and getting a average paycheck..grow some balls and open your own little self employed business...and you won't think about your daily shits so much...you goofball.


LOL. Well, I can say that I do look forward to the weekend, more then I look forward to my daily work shit.

 



 


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Comments (6)

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Lithium·
Don't worry about those innnanets idiots... They got no idea what the fuck they are talking about. I thought it was great. There is such a thing as a 'clean drop' just depends on what you eat. If you sit behind a computer all day looking for people to belittle while eating a whole 10lbs barrel of cheetos from Costco, then of course all that processed trash is going to make your shit all gooshy since your colon is clogged with undigested feces. \r \r And don't get me started about the one that supposedly owns his own buisness. How could you when you write 8 sentances and use more periods than capital letters?\r \r Meh
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SoupNazzi·
LOL, thanks for the support Lith.\r \r I agree, there are 'clean drops', though, you don't realize they are clean until after you have wiped at least once. :-)
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Caesar·
damn i thought that story was funny as hell
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HeReCoMeSdAbOoM·
Those fuckers from Craigslist are brutal. Fuck them and their WOW stats.
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Em·
Thanks for making me cry soup, way to go with that reunion clip
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microscent·
Some people make it a point to trash on anyone they can just for fun. I work with a few, brutal, yes, but they are also very insecure.\r \r \"Clean drops\" do exist! LOL