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TheCrazyPerson

Meet agent OOKitty (photo below), a hired gun that has never failed! We here at the agency have decided to make our services available to the public. You must have a legitimate reason for the assassination, and you must have evidence supporting your reasoning due to government regulations.
All application must be mailed in to:
Agent OOKitty
PO Box 1234
Somewhereville, NE 68247



It is very doubtful that you could find us; but just in case you had thought about it, walk-ins are NOT welcome, if you try to bring your application in you will be shot on site! This is still a “Top Secret” facility and you are not permitted to come here! If your application is accepted we will at that time contact you to discuss cost and payment options. Thank you and have a lovely day!


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Comments (4)

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Fetal·
thanks for the option 00kitty...now there is this person i know in arkansas...
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TheCrazyPerson·
shhh! Fetal Eksessiv may be an Arkie but he can read. :)
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Devonsangel·
I know this cat! I used to live near Somewhereville. BAD town. 00kitty is not the only assassin in town. Stay clear!!!
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SkiddyMcCrash·
Don`t believe the hype, they sent OOKitty after me, what an amatuer it was, I heard it coming from miles away.\r \r [IMG]http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a379/McCrash/cat_burglar1.jpg[/IMG]