Noooooo!!!

As I mentioned before, I have a business trip coming up. I really don’t want to go. It’s a week of my life that will be wasted talking about bullshit I don’t really give a crap about. Yesterday, it got even worse. The General Manager is going, too. That’s not a huge deal, because it’s not like I had planned on partying and raising a bunch of hell. What sucks is that I found out we are going to be sharing a room for the first couple of days. FUCK THAT! It doesn’t really have anything to do with him (okay, maybe a little), but it’s more that I won’t have any damn privacy. And we’re driving…together. A six hour road trip with my GM who I have nothing in common with to a meeting I don’t want to go to where I’ll “learn” shit that I’ll never use in my job when all I really want to do is stay here where the weather has finally gotten nice and go home every evening, play GTA, and share a comfy bed with my wife. My boss (she prefers I refer to her as Overseer) has been giving me a hard time about it. She keeps taking about spooning, towel and pillow fights, and all the bonding time I’ll have with the GM. It didn’t help when the GM asked me today, “Do you snore?” I told him I did and he said he would be throwing pillows at me all night. Somebody, please help me…