New Product from Apple! maybe NSFW

JeepChickOctober 25, 2007

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NEWS FROM APPLE

Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.

The iBoob will cost between $499 and $599.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough, bceause women are always complainging about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. Thanks to Apple, everyone is now happy.

Comments (11)

UnwashedMass·Oct 25, 2007, 5:16 PM

oooooooooohhh! I'd be all over that...battery replacement would be a bitch, tho....\r \r \"Freebird!!\" \r \r :D

Lbsutke·Oct 25, 2007, 5:20 PM

i hate apple with a passion, but I would change my mind very quickly if this came about. Oh and it made boobs bigger...not just play music..\r \r (o) (o)

Gatsu·Oct 25, 2007, 5:20 PM

Whats that honey? I was listening to Du Hast on your tits!\r \r or if you wanna get romantic....switch the tune to Al Green's \"Lets stay together\".\r \r muharhar.

Zikan·Oct 25, 2007, 5:22 PM

Men will still prefer the 80GB to the 40GB ...

CRASHFIRE·Oct 25, 2007, 5:35 PM

I take mine in 34FF instead of 80GB!!\r \r Oh, and JeepChick, let us know when you get yours!!

JeepChick·Oct 25, 2007, 5:43 PM

@ Crash - that's a picture of me with the Phase 4 test units in.....LMAO...too bad there was a huge renal failure related to the install and I had to have them removed.

dos·Oct 25, 2007, 6:01 PM

everything is better with Apple

Gatsu·Oct 25, 2007, 6:02 PM

@ doscon\r \r even renal failure?

TANK·Oct 25, 2007, 6:41 PM

FINALLY ! I wouldn't mind being able to fill the implants with nice cold beer too.

cerialthriller·Oct 25, 2007, 7:44 PM

@tank breast-fed beer! Genius! screw Al Gore, I'd give you the nobel peace prize!

Flywalker·Oct 26, 2007, 5:34 AM

well me being a true boob man, I would def. buy those for my wife. She has ample room for any size they make. And tank you have my vote also. If we could only get that past the FDA.