New Investment Plan

If you had purchased $1,000 of AIG stock one year ago, you would have $42 left.
With Lehman, you would have $6.60 left.
With Fannie or Freddie, you would have less than $5 left.

But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of
the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling re-'FUND', you
would have had $214.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg....

I bet our next president Mike James would support it.