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P_Train_of_Love

I've decided to live a real type life through Champions Online when it comes out.  Here's my tale.  My only abilitiy is going to be the power to make people not responsible for their actions.  I will force them to make bad choices and then allow them to sue others.


My powers can only be activated if my cousin shoots me up in the rear with Tic Tacs.


 I am going to purchase a secret lair that I can't afford, located in a bank, calling it the Bankrupt.


My sidekick will be an angry monkey named Spank.


Mothers will be allowed only to have my children, only if they can't afford them, and have at least 8 of me at one time.


The best part is that I don't have to worry about all this, since I can use my powers on myself.


 


Just wondering if anyone had ideas for a name or other powers?


 

Comments (4)

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Automan21k·
I was going to suggest a name, but I dont' think my cousin has a secret lair in a bank, or a Monkey sidekick.....
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MikeTheKnife·
How about BuckPasser?
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MikeTheKnife·
Oh I got one, you can make people get pissed off when they get photo radar tickets. because, you know, of course they were speeding but HOW DARE THEY get a ticket for it!
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P_Train_of_Love·
I like Buck Passer, but I think that the people who get tickets should automatically blame the vehicle manufacturer for the speedometer being set wrong.