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MikeTheKnife

I just opened my latest National Geographic and they say humans are causing the world to heat up and it's going to be CATASTROPHIC!!!!!!!!!

I am going to take it upon myself to look into this. I am going to take temperature readings outside my house every day, starting in December.  I'm going to do it for oh, say eight months, that should give me a pretty good idea right?  If the temperature goes up every day then I will prove global warming, just like the scientists do it.  The end.

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rabbmasterflash·
no NG nudity pics = thumbs down biotch!
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GroovyElm·
And if you're a fat cat conservative, you've still got a friend for life.
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RIGHT_WINGAMER·
HAHAHA
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MikeTheKnife·
I haven't found any naked pics in this one but there is a photo of a monkey on a leash and a photo of a cow getting it's throat slit that is really disturbing. There's a thin stream of blood shooting up into the air and its neck is severed about halfway through.\r \r National G doesn't have room for naked pics anymore because they need all that room to tell me how water is drying up, the planet is heating up and basically we are all going to be dead by this time next year.
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rabbmasterflash·
sounds like an awesome use of money then\r \r moron
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MikeTheKnife·
I just buy it because it's like half a tree of paper for every issue and I support that. No it's not recycled paper, it's too shiny. Recycled paper looks like brown paper towels, they are lying to us and I like to encourage that.
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rabbmasterflash·
then I take back my previous comment\r \r you sir, might be a genius
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ElmanJo·
Why the hell do you subscribe to National Geographic anyway? I thought it was only for libraries.\r You obviously don't agree with their political views on the climate.
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ElmanJo·
I see, the olde reverse psyche on em, eh?\r You should subscribe twice for a total abuse of resources. That'll show em
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YEM·
thumbs down for Halo reference