my home phone #

I'll just wait until the wife is by herself...we'll talk about tupperware.

wow, this is not going to be good

Please, you can find your phone number in a large number of male rest rooms on the wall.

Yeah, where were you last Thursday?

I almost want to call it just to find out which escort service's phone number that really is.

This is my real phone #

It is indeed the real number my friends...\r \r Enjoy

why would you do such a thing???

phone sex

grrawwwlll...

Daddy, do you prefer asian or black male companionship? I want to know how to word this personal ad for Craigslist.

Holy jebus, this is a major \"trust your claNmates\" type thing.\r \r NWE