My gift to you

Was that Baine in my room last night? And if so he stole 10 bucks

Why oh why do you hate me and hate mimes?

Fale: \"most likely\"\r \r thanks Baine, ass\r \r and sjam...you are an idiot, yes or no questions

Will the Broncos continue to royally suck?\r \r Followup: Will DeMarcus Russell get more than the 2 wins he's guarenteed this year by facing the Denver Donkeys twice this season?

How much does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck could?

Is that fox in your avatar photo single? Ooops...if it's your wife, sorry about that.

English: \r \r #1: \"My sources say no\"\r #2: \"Outlook not good\"\r \r and no, I am not cheating

MTK: \"signs pointing to yes\"

Unrelated to previous question: should I tell doctor about uncontrollable burning sensation?

If you were a tree what kind of tree would you be?

MTK: \"my reply is no\"

Why does my dog continue to hump your leg?

If I do in fact buy Guitar Hero 2 this evening, should I feel ashamed?

MTK: \"It is decidedly so\"

Magic 8-Ball, answer honestly: has Rabbmasterflash ever touched you 'inappropriately'?

How do I date the woman in your picture?

MTK: \"Outlook not so good\"\r \r not sure what this means...you decide

Is the woman in your picture still....ya know \"active\"?

finally Jammer asks a question I can handle\r \r \"It is decidedly so\"

Would she be interested in a mid 30s guy who likes to have \"fun\"?

jammer: \"Ask again later\"

Ok, would she be interested in a mid 30s guy who likes to have \"fun\"?

Is it okay to hate short people?

are you my father? or mother?

Jammer: \"Outlook Good:\r \r English: \"My reply is no\"

YEM: \"Yes Definitely\"

Would she be available say Wed. night for a beverage and then see where things go?

Jammer: \"Outlook good\"

well kids, that does it, I have to head home for the day\r \r thanks for the terrific questions and good luck sjam!

Yes, looks like I will be occupied this Wed and not on Live then!

Given that acetomenophen is highly toxic to cats and my neighbor can't keep hers out of my yard, would it be wrong to put tuna with ground up tylenol in my backyard?

ok last one...\r \r English: \"It is certain\"

Dammit. I didn't get any of the answers I wanted. I'm going to stop believing in you, Rabb.

Oh great and powerfull rabb, is it ok to smite those who ask about hating short people when they know I am taller and enjoy smiting short people for fun and profit?

Jesus is that You?

Kurupt: \"Yes Definitely\"\r \r Lunatik: \"Outlook Good\"

Are there any yes/no questions your 8-ball can't answer?

Yes Darth, Is your sexual preference confined merely to medium sized animals or are large ones like cows included too?

Darth: \"My sources say no\"

Is Rush Limbaugh a god?

Why was I a ass again?

Groovy: \"It is decidedly so\"\r \r I would call this one the FatBastard dirty liberal question/answer\r \r Baine: you just are

This is not a question for the 8-ball, just a general question. When it says 'my sources say no', just what the hell are its sources???