My Cat is Possessed
Really, he is. Spawn of satan I think.
Anyways, my wife collects Nativity Scenes, and as Christmas is coming up, she has them setup and out about the house.
We come home from Kansas and what do we find? Baby Jesuses all over the floors. No other pieces from the Nativity Scenes. None. Just Baby Jesuses.
Devil Spawn.
On top of it, the little shit bites me 3 times before I go to bed Sunday night.... he's a sneaky bastard... He knows when we are getting ready for bed and stalks us into our room, then, when we are halfway into bed, he attacks and bites the leg that is still hanging off the side of the bed. He usually gets the wife, so it never bothered me much, but he got me good Sunday night.
Beezelbub, thy name is Scooter. 12 lbs. cat.
Juggling
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