Mutherfrakkin twitastic

• 14:37 HOLY FRAK! , I think I'm allergic to the shampoo I just used! My hairline's all red & swollen. The tingles are supposed to mean its working! #
• 14:38 @lyfexmacabre What kind of music? EBM? Industrial? Bellydance? I'm a music pirate, yar!...with a swollen head :( #
• 16:22 @lyfexmacabre I'm not a fan of Emilie Autumn which is weird b/c I <3 violin music. Try Rasputina or Jack Off Jill, they do her music better #
• 16:23 @mobilemunan Get yo filthy mind out of the gutter! There's not enough room in there for both of our minds! #
• 16:25 So I walked around my entire block, the entire park & then to 2 bodega to spent $60 on "healthy" food. Sigh! This is only the beginning #
• 16:27 @randomblink @GaelicHero So this #squirrelmageddon is it impending doom? I just got a bag of almonds & I need to know how to protect myself. #
• 16:31 @Sleater6 @gaelichero @Katastroph3 must be traumatized from the great teabaggin of Aught-Five? Can you blame him waking up w/it in his face? #
• 16:32 @demongirly I didn't know I liked 'em until 20 mins ago. They came awesomely pre-sliced. #recognitionofmylazy #
• 19:09 House for sale has a nifty illegal 3rd & 4th apt hidden. Also at least 5 car parking. Hmm #
• 10:21 Went thru my carb counter book (yes I'm lame) & somehow determined too late my breadless sammich last nite was no good. #FAIL #frithe13th #
• 10:40 Follow @Katastroph3 if you enjoy hi caliber racist, sexist, gay/straight/inbetween jokes. Cause no one is safe! #followfriday #frithe13th #
• 10:42 @cavenderella Ohnoes! I knew the klan would get Obama & its totally gonna be b/c of @Khavren. Runs to the red Batphone all black folk got. #

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