Most Functional English Word....

HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE 

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH  WORD 


Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! 
Shit may just be the most functional word in the  English language. 


You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit,  find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat  shit.

 


Some people know their shit, while others can't tell  the difference between shit and shineola.   

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits.  There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken  shit.. 

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot  the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. 

  

You can give a shit or serve shit on a  shingle. 

You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier  than a pig in shit. 

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter  than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.   

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like  shit, and there are times when you feel like  shit. 

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the  right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird  shit.. 

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find  yourself up shit creek without a paddle.   

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other  times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out  smelling like a rose. 

 

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the  basic building block of the English language.   

And remember, once you know your shit, you don't  need to know anything else!! 

You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or  not do so if you don't give a shit! 

Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just  wanted you to know that I do give a shit and  hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of  shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of  shit from some shit-head...........   

Well, Shit  Happens!!! .............................................................