More RRoD Haikus

I was told by a clanmate I missed my calling. Enjoy:

Sparkling light, dancing
As sunlight on a river
Received the coffin

Hardware had failure
They Honoured the Warranty
Coffin on doorstep

Laughter, Singing, joy
Soon will be gaming again
Unless post fucks up

Anticipation
Excitement, trepidation
Godspeed wee xbox