Moon Over My Hammy

I friend of my wife likes to spam emails where you have to spam them yourself to at least 10 other unfortunate souls. I have a "spam" email account with yahoo and have tried to get her to use that one, but to no avail. Actually, sometimes they are funny. Here is one that I like that you may have seen in your own email box.

We all know about those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons.

For example:

:) means a smile and...

:( is a frown.

Sometimes these are represented by:

:-)

or

:-(

Well, how about some 'ASS-ICONS?'

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight arse

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb ass

Feel free to go ahead and use them Let me know how that works out for ya. ;)

-Jim