Monday Morning Conference Call...

ReBIRTHJuly 26, 2010

Things I could be doing that are less painful:

1. Pull my finger nails off one by one...

2. Cut every lawn on my block...

3. Pull nose hairs...

4. Slap the police officer at my morning coffee shop...

5. Walk barefoot over broken glass...

6. Eat old molding bread...

7. Give the old lady next door a compliment...

8. Eat my mother-in-law’s meatloaf…

9. Give my X a second chance…

10. Sit home and watch daytime TV

Comments (4)

SoupNazzi·Jul 26, 2010, 2:15 PM

I couldn't agree more.\r \r My conference call starts in 15 minutes. \r \r *sigh*

TKBosss·Jul 26, 2010, 3:04 PM

You forgot - Staple bologna to your ass and put it in a tank of piranha. Just saying!!!! My conference call is on Tuesdays!!!!!

ReBIRTH·Jul 26, 2010, 3:36 PM

My conference calls usually happen on Thursday. I'm guessing someone had a bad weekend and decided to share...

ReBIRTH·Jul 26, 2010, 3:38 PM

My conference calls normally are scheduled on Thursday afternoon, I guessing someone had a bad weekend and decided to share...