Man Exonerated of Bear Mauling

WTF? How is it that people are so stupid they can't tell the diff between and bear attach and a man attack? Fucking morons! He rubbed his hairy back up against a tree after he killed her, cause that sounds like something a park guide would do. That poor man, I feel sorry for him

attack lol

I still think he did it.....

Y'all do realize this is from the Onion, right?

Hilarious. The Salmon Killer, man I love the Onion.

I saw this yesterday and could not stop laughing.

If the park is full of shit, you must acquit.