Looking for a Roommate?

The fuck?

To see who poops at home the most? Personally I try and shit on company time. Might as well be getting paid for it.

Just don't flush. He can keep all the records he wants.

Is it a contest? I'd start downing metimucile like nobody's business.

What is the actual link Soup?

lol it would have been simpler to say buy your own toilet paper. (some people have weird issues with sharing tp).

Well they definitely work for the government, surprised they don't want time, color, and texture. lol

That's freaking hilarious...