Lollipop

Does anyone else get furious when they see this commercial? WHAT THE FUCK??? Who are they trying to appeal to--people who think laptops are made in a giant candy factory by ELEPHANT FEET AND FLYING ROBOTS????

The three-year olds to whom this commercial would appeal cannot buy their own damn computers. At least I think not--is that even legal? And then the damned song gets stuck in my head for about 3 hours afterward. And why the fuck do they even have human employees? They just stand there with their hands in their pockets and sing? There's not even a button or a lever for these guys to pull. They show up to work, put on their fucking hard hats and sing.

I can't even imagine a universe where this kind of thing could happen. The fucking Care Bears would run these retards out of town. Especially when they tried to fire up one of these 'laptops' and found out it was made of some fucking paint that got cracked out of an egg or a flying paint cube that got diced by a tennis racket.

Hooooooly fucking shit. I HATE this commercial.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ijH3cRJ1BY[/youtube]

edit: I'm so angry I forgot how the hell to embed youtube videos in my blog. Now I'm even angrier.