Joke

        Husband and wife in bed together.
       

        She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.
       

        Wife:  "Oh, that feels good." 
       

         His hand moves to her breast.
       

        Wife: "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful."
       

        His hand moves to her leg.
       

        Wife: "Oh, honey, don't stop."
       

        But he stops.
       

        Wife:  "Why did you stop?"
       

        Husband: "I found the remote."