Irony Strikes Again

Yahoo!!!   Wife is home.  All is well with the world.  I have missed her all weekend and couldn't wait for her to be back. 

However I goofed up big time.  My wife calls me and says that she will be back in an hour.  I am sitting there anxiously waiting.  Guess what.  I fall asleep in the chair.  I wake up to a ringing phone.  My wife is calling me quite upset because I had locked the outside doors and she could not get in.  Her first words to me was "Boy you missed me a lot. You have me locked out of the house and you weren't even waiting for me to return."  OOOOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   

After all that.

Oh well I am forgiven!!!!!