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I never got THAT memo!

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Rythmdevl

OK, so the son of my wonderful secretary comes running into my office the other day screaming, "Do you hear that??" To which my obvious reply was no, I dont hear shit ( you pimple faced little Timmy). He laughs, and runs out my office screaming in hysterics. So now not only am I pissed off that I was interrupted while posting on the forum... I mean, taking care of some very important reports, I am now intrigued at wtf he was rambling on about. So I walk down the hall to get an explanation. Apparently, the little worm has a ringtone on his phone that "adults cant hear!" WHAT? Ok, so now it hits me like a ton of bricks. I AM AN ADULT!! WTF I NEVER GOT THAT MEMO. NOONE EVER TOLD ME THAT I GOT INTO THIS L337 CLUB CALLED ADULTHOOD. Can I revoke my membership? I dont want to be an adult. I wont, I wont, I wont. Wait, if I am an adult, I dont have to ask permission to stay up late. I can buy the newest video game whenever I want one? I CAN DRINK ALCOHOL? Maybe this isnt so bad. I just wish someone would have told me that I was no longer a kid. Next thing you know, someone will be calling me old.


 


 

Comments (4)

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FreakMullet·
I think that ringtone is a bunch of crap. it doesn't necessarily mean that old people can't hear it, it's just a high frequency that most people can't hear. granted, hearing goes as age arrives, but it's just a trick.\r \r and there is no memo for getting old. you just have moments like the one mentioned above. :)
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Lusetti67·
Your lucky it was a phone ringing and not him letting out a silent but deadly one.
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Flywalker·
WTF is your secretarys kid doing in your office. Does that mean if I have no children i can bring my dog to work. Lord know my dog is a hell of a lot better trained most children and women love my dog way more that most children. Kick his sorry ass out of your office.
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NotStyro·
Although my hearing has been slipping in the past few years, I can still clearly hear that ringtone and the tone that device to drive kids away from an area. Heck, I can still hear the high-frequency transformer whine on an old CRT/TV.\r \r Consider yourself lucky you can't hear it, it is annoying as all out.